People stealing my dang toilet paper,

McJuicy · 01-22-2008, 08:27 AM

roomates stole my toilet paper too much so I sabotaged a roll and sprayed it with Windex. Hopefully it burns the hella out of his girlfriends vagina.

Rudi · 01-22-2008, 08:28 AM

hahahaha

AngryGoat · 01-22-2008, 08:48 AM

Absolute gold. Does windex actually have vagina burning capabilities?

McJuicy · 01-22-2008, 09:16 AM

I dont know
I hope so

Strife · 01-22-2008, 09:50 AM

Hahaha. Burning someones vagina just because her boyfriend did something as trivial as stealing some of your toilet paper could very well be the most hilarious overreaction ever.

Hard Justice Dan · 01-22-2008, 10:46 AM

First of all, that's hilarious.

Second of all, should we look at getting rid of the Revenge sub forum? This is perfect for that forum, but I think I prefer it in here anyway.

Strife · 01-22-2008, 11:57 AM

Man, I forgot we even had a Revenge sub forum. I guess that and the fact that there's only three threads in it anyway goes to show that it wouldn't be missed.

Everything that could go into the Revenge sub forum would fit nicely in the Vent Your Anger sub forum, since you can't carry out revenge on someone without being angry about something they've previously done anyway.

McJuicy · 01-22-2008, 01:10 PM

well first he stole my tp, so I left a note in the drawer calling him an asshole and a thief.
He came in all "Bla bla bla I didnt steal shit" so I was like whatever. Then my OTHER roomate noticed his going missing as well. So we sprayed his roll with windex and left a note on top of it saying to not steal, so if they do use it then it is their fault. And a windexy vagina she will have.

Laura · 01-22-2008, 03:55 PM

Hahaha...
I remember reading once on a similar forum to this where a guys sister was stealing all his condoms to use with random guys. So he took a pin and poked it through all the condoms in his drawer so his sister would get pregnant if she stole them again. That'll teach her.

Jimmy · 01-22-2008, 05:06 PM

What a fantastic thread. I'd imagine that shit would sting. Can you buy itching powder or is it just in cartoons? If so, that'd be even better.

01-22-2008, 08:27 AM	#1
McJuicy Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5	People stealing my dang toilet paper, roomates stole my toilet paper too much so I sabotaged a roll and sprayed it with Windex. Hopefully it burns the hella out of his girlfriends vagina.

01-22-2008, 09:50 AM	#5
Strife :@ Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 719	Hahaha. Burning someones vagina just because her boyfriend did something as trivial as stealing some of your toilet paper could very well be the most hilarious overreaction ever. __________________

01-22-2008, 11:57 AM	#7
Strife :@ Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 719	Man, I forgot we even had a Revenge sub forum. I guess that and the fact that there's only three threads in it anyway goes to show that it wouldn't be missed. Everything that could go into the Revenge sub forum would fit nicely in the Vent Your Anger sub forum, since you can't carry out revenge on someone without being angry about something they've previously done anyway. __________________

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01-22-2008, 08:28 AM	#2
Rudi HULK SMASH! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 666	hahahaha

01-22-2008, 08:48 AM	#3
AngryGoat Rageorama Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 813	Absolute gold. Does windex actually have vagina burning capabilities?

01-22-2008, 09:16 AM	#4
McJuicy Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5	I dont know I hope so

01-22-2008, 10:46 AM	#6
Hard Justice Dan Living in a van down by the river Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 787	First of all, that's hilarious. Second of all, should we look at getting rid of the Revenge sub forum? This is perfect for that forum, but I think I prefer it in here anyway.

01-22-2008, 01:10 PM	#8
McJuicy Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5	well first he stole my tp, so I left a note in the drawer calling him an asshole and a thief. He came in all "Bla bla bla I didnt steal shit" so I was like whatever. Then my OTHER roomate noticed his going missing as well. So we sprayed his roll with windex and left a note on top of it saying to not steal, so if they do use it then it is their fault. And a windexy vagina she will have.

01-22-2008, 03:55 PM	#9
Laura Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 91	Hahaha... I remember reading once on a similar forum to this where a guys sister was stealing all his condoms to use with random guys. So he took a pin and poked it through all the condoms in his drawer so his sister would get pregnant if she stole them again. That'll teach her.

01-22-2008, 05:06 PM	#10
Jimmy Forum Angerator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,020	What a fantastic thread. I'd imagine that shit would sting. Can you buy itching powder or is it just in cartoons? If so, that'd be even better.