People stealing my dang toilet paper, - Page 4

Jimmy · 05-31-2008, 04:52 AM

The last two times I've gone to take a dump I've run out of toilet paper. You see, my dorm doesn't supply it so it's a very valuable commodity. I usually keep mine in a drawer in the bathroom but sometimes I forget and leave it in the cubicle. When this happens I have to struggle to make the limited amount of pieces work, otherwise I'd have to go back to my room half wiped, and that is not an option.

I found this in one of the toilets in my suite yesterday. I told everyone not to flush it but someone did anyway. It's the most incredible log of shit I've ever seen. It was like a foot long, and it obviously snapped off so cleanly that no toilet paper was required. Dan will appreciate this.

wally funk · 05-31-2008, 03:28 PM

you sick bastard

Strife · 05-31-2008, 06:57 PM

It's.... beautiful.

Bloppin · 06-01-2008, 07:23 PM

Wow. You could just about put it on a plate and pass it off as a cold sausage.

Jimmy · 06-02-2008, 03:57 AM

Then Rudi could wrap it in glad wrap and eat it for lunch at school.

05-31-2008, 04:52 AM	#31
Jimmy Forum Angerator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,020	The last two times I've gone to take a dump I've run out of toilet paper. You see, my dorm doesn't supply it so it's a very valuable commodity. I usually keep mine in a drawer in the bathroom but sometimes I forget and leave it in the cubicle. When this happens I have to struggle to make the limited amount of pieces work, otherwise I'd have to go back to my room half wiped, and that is not an option. I found this in one of the toilets in my suite yesterday. I told everyone not to flush it but someone did anyway. It's the most incredible log of shit I've ever seen. It was like a foot long, and it obviously snapped off so cleanly that no toilet paper was required. Dan will appreciate this. Attached Images

05-31-2008, 03:28 PM	#32
wally funk Those fucking cunts! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 382	you sick bastard __________________ "Benjamin is no-one's friend. If he were an ice-cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick."

05-31-2008, 06:57 PM	#33
Strife :@ Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 719	It's.... beautiful. __________________

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06-01-2008, 07:23 PM	#34
Bloppin That guy who likes Sonic Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 75	Wow. You could just about put it on a plate and pass it off as a cold sausage.

06-02-2008, 03:57 AM	#35
Jimmy Forum Angerator Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,020	Then Rudi could wrap it in glad wrap and eat it for lunch at school.