People stealing my dang toilet paper,

[Bloppin]

Well this isn't so much about toilet paper stealing, but it's related...
Sometimes when I take a shit, I go about my business as usual, but when I go to wipe, I find that there's only about three or four pieces left on the roll. In other words; someone deliberately leaves those three or four pieces on there, so that the next person will have to change the roll (always seems to be me), which takes little to no effort anyway! This is pretty much the pinnacle of laziness, and it pisses me off!
For all I know, it could be everyone in the house but me who does it, but for arguements sake, I'm betting it's my sister Grace, 'cause I'm pretty sure it's occurred when my parents have been away!

[Strife]

My god, that exact same thing ALWAYS happens to me too. And it's not exactly the sort of issue you can really run around confronting people over, either.

[Hard Justice Dan]

Originally Posted by Bloppin

Well this isn't so much about toilet paper stealing, but it's related...
Sometimes when I take a shit, I go about my business as usual, but when I go to wipe, I find that there's only about three or four pieces left on the roll. In other words; someone deliberately leaves those three or four pieces on there, so that the next person will have to change the roll (always seems to be me), which takes little to no effort anyway! This is pretty much the pinnacle of laziness, and it pisses me off!
For all I know, it could be everyone in the house but me who does it, but for arguements sake, I'm betting it's my sister Grace, 'cause I'm pretty sure it's occurred when my parents have been away!

That doesn't mean your parents can be ruled out though. It could still be them when they're around. However, blaming Grace is a good idea.

[Jimmy]

Steve, I still want to know who you know from high school that pulled the deep heat prank. I think you made it up.

[Strife]

It was this guy I knew through Fat Alex. I can't remember his name though...

[Jimmy]

You are so full of shit.

[Strife]

Do you really think I'm creative enough to make something like that up?

[Rudi]

Who cares.

[Hard Justice Dan]

Originally Posted by Strife

Do you really think I'm creative enough to make something like that up?

That's such an old story though. It is an urban legend. And yes, Fat Alex also told me that story. Apparently it was a bloke who found a Polaroid of his girlfriend having sex with four men at a time.

Credible source? Nope.
Realistic story? Nope.
Full of shit? You bet!

[Strife]

It wasn't Fat Alex who told me that story, it was this guy I kind of knew through him. Probably the same guy FA heard it from before passing it on to you. But yeah, he probably just made it up.