People stealing my dang toilet paper,

[AngryGoat]

Contender for thread of the year.

[McJuicy]

we tried finding itching powder but we needed that shit now.

[AngryGoat]

Originally Posted by Strife

Hahaha. Burning someones vagina just because her boyfriend did something as trivial as stealing some of your toilet paper could very well be the most hilarious overreaction ever.

Maybe you just don't know the true value of good toilet paper, since you only get 1ply at your house.

[Strife]

Firstly, I have the good stuff now. I only had to put up with the shabby savings brand toilet paper when I was living downstairs, which I'm not anymore, and that was 2-ply anyway, despite what James told you. And secondly, wouldn't constantly being subjected to terrible toilet paper make me appreciate quality toilet paper more rather than less?

[AngryGoat]

If you had experienced good toilet paper, then yes.

Glad to hear your no longer stuck using rectal sandpaper.

I've been trying to think of other materials one could use to sabotage toilet paper, that would normally already be present in a home, but the only thing I could think of was caustic soda, and I guess bleach.

Caustic soda sounds extremely nasty though, what can you guys think up?

[Strife]

Originally Posted by Laura

Hahaha...
I remember reading once on a similar forum to this where a guys sister was stealing all his condoms to use with random guys. So he took a pin and poked it through all the condoms in his drawer so his sister would get pregnant if she stole them again. That'll teach her.

Haha. That sure would teach her.

It kind of reminds me of this guy from high school who found out that his girlfriend had cheated on him with his best mate. Instead of confronting either of them about it we went home to fuck his girlfriend later that night and put Deep Heat all over the outside of the condom.

[AngryGoat]

Originally Posted by Strife

It kind of reminds me of this guy from high school who found out that his girlfriend had cheated on him with his best mate. Instead of confronting either of them about it we went home to fuck his girlfriend later that night and put Deep Heat all over the outside of the condom.

Tagteam her?

[Strife]

*he

[Jimmy]

Originally Posted by Strife

Haha. That sure would teach her.

It kind of reminds me of this guy from high school who found out that his girlfriend had cheated on him with his best mate. Instead of confronting either of them about it we went home to fuck his girlfriend later that night and put Deep Heat all over the outside of the condom.

Man, who are you talking about? You don't know anybody that awesome.

[Hard Justice Dan]

That's an urban legend.