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The last two times I've gone to take a dump I've run out of toilet paper. You see, my dorm doesn't supply it so it's a very valuable commodity. I usually keep mine in a drawer in the bathroom but sometimes I forget and leave it in the cubicle. When this happens I have to struggle to make the limited amount of pieces work, otherwise I'd have to go back to my room half wiped, and that is not an option.
I found this in one of the toilets in my suite yesterday. I told everyone not to flush it but someone did anyway. It's the most incredible log of shit I've ever seen. It was like a foot long, and it obviously snapped off so cleanly that no toilet paper was required. Dan will appreciate this.
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