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Old 08-21-2007, 10:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
Strife
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Originally Posted by Rudi View Post
that's so fucking hilarious, seriously on so many levels. think about it. a girl is considering being a porn star. her thought process is "man i bet the internet has some good how-to guides. actually nah that sounds too involved. i'll see if there's like a short seven question quiz that tells me if i have what it takes to be a porn star!"
Do you have what it takes to be a porn star? Take this quiz and find out!

1) Do you have big boobs?

2) Are you relatively attractive (at least a 7 out of 10)?

3) Are you willing to do basically everything sexually?


If you answered "yes" to all three questions:
Congratulations! You have what it takes to make it in the world of professional pornography!

If you answered "no" to any or all three of the questions:
Congratulations! You have what it takes to make it the world of amateur pornography!
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